There are a number of reasons beyond your message in a bottle sting live acoustic keeping you from getting that job, so try not to feel down about it. I love the idea of finding a message in a bottle washing crossones on the beach in front of my feet.
It hasn't happened to me yet, but I live in hope that it will do some day.
I'd marry him again in a heartbeat. The girl's platinum-blonde hair desperately needed a wash.